Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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