Are we in a gay sports bar?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I just found a bag of teeth...
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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