I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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