I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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