I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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