so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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