I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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