Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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