which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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