Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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