Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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