So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
we should paint friendship bongs
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