she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I woke up under a house in Key West
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