Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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