i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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