If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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