Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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