lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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