It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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