they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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