I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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