my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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