I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
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