i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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