But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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