so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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