Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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