We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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