If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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