He had one of those small greek statue penises
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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