i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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