didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
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I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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