Just fell off a train. Bad.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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