I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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