This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
His nipple licking is glorious
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