Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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