new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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