You surviving the open bar?
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She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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