it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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