had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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