so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
this beer tastes like vomit already
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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