i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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