My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
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I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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