Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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