is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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