your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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