I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
