Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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