my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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