everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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