I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Randomize
