Well apparently he's into motor boating.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Why did my mother make you get naked?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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