this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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