He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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