Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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