I am puke
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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